Princess Zelda of Hyrule

Anonymous asked: *runs at u and grabs u tight* I WILL NOT LEAVE, SLUT! I PROMISED THEM I WOULD KILL YOU AND THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO! TELL ME WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ENJOYED A GOOD POUNDING? HUH? HUH?! BET YOU SECRETLY LIKED BEING PIGMANS WHORE, PRINCESS CUNT!!

-I struggle frantically, trying to escape your firm grasp- Goddesses, why are you so determined to sneak into these chambers and slay me where I stand?!…-my brows furrow bitterly- I have said countless times, I conceded for the well-being of my people. Furthermore‚ĶI am no harlot!

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Anonymous asked: Do you even lift?

-I raise my brow slightly- What do you mean by “lift”, anonymous?…

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Anonymous asked: Do you ever think of having children?

Yes, the thought occasionally crosses my mind…

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Anonymous asked: What was your dad like?

As a father, he was very tender-hearted. He always wanted the best for me…however, it was always frustrating that my etiquette lessons were more important to him than learning how to defend myself. As a ruler, I believe he didn’t always make the right descions…

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Anonymous asked: Did you ever have anything scary happen as a kid?

I had many petrifying nightmares as a child. The majority of them were very similar to the visions I have now…full of bloodshed and darkness.

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Anonymous asked: Do you want Link's D?

Why must you enquire about this, anonymous…-I let out a frustrated sigh- no, I don’t want his…”D”.

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Anonymous asked: Would you ever let a manly women please your pretty little body? LESBIAN FTW! <3

…No. I don’t find sexual attraction in the same gender.

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Anonymous asked: ~stares into the Hylian Princesses beautiful eyes* such sadness you hold, lovely princess. Leave this place and free yourself of this sadness

I cannot leave this pyramid. I will remain in these chambers for the rest of my days, if that’s what it takes to keep my people alive…

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Anonymous asked: I'mma gonna boop you again >:3 *boops*

-I smile gently as your finger makes contact with my nose- I hope that pleases you greatly.

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Anonymous asked: I ship you with Tingle, Ganondorf and Zant

If that’s what you wish, anonymous…

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