Anonymous asked: HEY BITCH! I HAVE COME BACK WITH A IRON!! I AM GONNA BURN THE SIN OUT OF YOUR FACE! EVERYONE IN HYRULE WILL SEE THE SHAME YOU BOUGHT OUR PEOPLE!! first come here I didnt finish with you last time *walks over to u with iron and hammer* PIGMAN THINK HE SO TOUGH THREATNING ME WITH A PIT OF ZOMBIES!! AS IF I CANT GET IN HERE!!
-I hold a small blade, taking a defensive stance as you slowly approach me- Think about what you’re doing for a moment…leave these chambers, and I won’t harm you…
Anonymous asked: Have any other tribes invited you to birthdays or celebrations? :3
Yes, I have attended a few special occasions…-I smile softly- it’s always delightful to see how other tribes celebrate these wonderful times.
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever kissed you Lady Zelda? ^.^ <3
Yes…I’ve been kissed before. However, I shall speak no more on the subject.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry if I offended my Lady. I meant to kiss you as a gesture. Drop the knife miss and I will give you a hug. ~walks to the scared Zelda~ I am sorry to hear your tribe are against you darling
-I remain in my stance, grasping the knife in my hand- I cannot do that, I’m afraid…I will no longer be deceived by words of flattery.
Anonymous asked: M:A! You wear just a red corset for 24 hours! Can't take it off! POOF! :D
Anonymous asked: We all know your dad made some good and some bad decisions Lady Zelda. Especially where trusting Ganondorf is concerned. ~kisses Zeldas cheek~ How are you faring in here? It seems as it the Hylians have turned against their leader my darling.~
-I gently push you away as your lips make contact with my cheek. I then grab a small blade, taking a defensive stance- There’s no need for flattery. I’m finding it rather difficult, thank you for asking…and yes, it seems that way…
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE HARLOT IN OUR EYES! YOU FUCKED GREATEST ENEMY SO THAT MAKES YOU A WHORE!! *hits ur head and holds u down ripping off clothes* I WILL SHOW YOU I EVEN I CAN DO BETTER THAN PIGMAN! PRINCESS WHORE!!
-I fall to the floor, my eyes immediately making contact with yours as you try to remove my clothing- Stop this at once!…I would NEVER do anything to betray my people! -I place my hands on your shoulders, using all of my strength as I attempt to hold you back- Is this truly the answer?!
Anonymous asked: What is your best memory with Impa? <3
As I’ve mentioned previously, I have many cherished memories with Impa…
Anonymous asked: Do you pluck your eyebrows at all? ^3^
-I look up into your eyes, smiling innocently- I did when I was a grown-up. Now that I’m little again, I don’t think it’s a good idea, kind stranger…
Anonymous asked: M:A! For the next 24 hours you will be 6 years old! Your vocabulary will be at the same age level! Enjoy little princess! :D
-I narrow my eyes as the spell begins to take effect-…You’re a big meanie.